Friday, June 26, 2009
Thirteen Things Your Waiter Won't Tell You
Waiters share insider secrets about restaurants -- from tipping to what days to avoid dining out.
From Reader's Digest, on Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:24am PDT
1. Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.
2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn't going to stay home and miss out on $100 because he's got strep throat. And these are the people handling your food.
3. When customers' dissatisfaction devolves into personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance. Some waiters can and do spit in people's food.
4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner." Restaurant owners don't have friends. This marks you as a clueless poseur the moment you walk in the door.
5. Treat others as you want to be treated. (Yes, people need to be reminded of this.)
6. Don't snap your fingers to get our attention. Remember, we have shears that cut through bone in the kitchen.
7. Don't order meals that aren't on the menu. You're forcing the chef to cook something he doesn't make on a regular basis. If he makes the same entrée 10,000 times a month, the odds are good that the dish will be a home run every time.
8. Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for water, lemon, and sugar so you can make your own lemonade. What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine?
9. If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you.
10. If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant. Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, maître d', or hostess.
11. Always examine the check. Sometimes large parties are unaware that a gratuity has been added to the bill, so they tip on top of it. Waiters "facilitate" this error. It's dishonest, it's wrong-and I did it all the time.
12. If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.
13. Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time. The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.
From Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip-Confessions of a Cynical Waiter by The Waiter (Ecco/HarperCollins)
A Confession About the ‘D’ Word at Cavalli
By Guy Trebay, New York Times
Milan, Italy
MODELS do diet. Stop the presses.
“I dropped 30 pounds to do this,” said A. J. Abualrub, a young American model who is following the unusual success of last year — when, as an unknown, the Kentucky native of half-Arab origin was scouted by Ford models, had his hair bleached platinum and found himself signed to an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein — by doing the casting rounds in Milan.
“I’ve booked a lot more than I thought I would,” he said this morning, amid the cyclonic action (Adonises in skivvies, screaming producers, camera crews, minders, handlers, journalists, food service waiters, designers, stylists and always, away in a corner, a lone woman standing at an ironing board with a pincushion strapped to her wrist) that is a Roberto Cavalli presentation.
Already this week, Mr. Abualrub (who just turned 22 and whose given name is Ahmad Jalal) has been seen at Klein, Gucci, Versace, Armani, Bottega Veneta and, for that matter, nearly every other major designer show.
Now, at Cavalli, he was maneuvering his impossibly fat-free frame into a pair of skintight leather trousers that had a turned-down waistband inspired by surfers’ wetsuits.
Like everything else in the surprisingly low-key show (low key, that is, by Cavalli standards) of leathers with metal embedded between layers to resemble cicatrice, and of neoprene, and tank tops and suits reminiscent of bands like Alphaville, which was in fact playing on the soundtrack, there was not what you would call a lot of wiggle room in the pants.
“My natural weight is closer to 200,” said Mr. Abualrub, who wrestled in high school and who practices martial arts.
It was a challenge to take off the weight, he added amiably, a confession that will come as a relief to anyone inclined to throw in the towel on flat abs and just order the milkshake when confronted with a member of this race of gods.
“I see a nutritionist,” Mr. Abualrub said. “I only eat, like, maybe twice a day.”Thursday, June 25, 2009
Silicon Valley volunteers Harvest Backyard Fruit to Feed the Needy
By Jessie Mangaliman, San Jose Mercury News
06/24/2009 05:18:09 PM PDT
Joni and Craig Diserens like to compare Village Harvest, the nonprofit they founded, to a Silicon Valley startup.
Today, it faces a very valley kind of predicament, what might be called a convergence: growing demand from Bay Area food agencies and the potential to grow the operation, a record harvest that appears poised to beat last year's 122,000 pounds, and new appreciation for the value of fresh fruit in good nutrition. All this while working with local and state agricultural officials to prevent the spread of a "A lot of things have come together," said Joni Diserens, "as well as the culture catching up with us.
"In the current culture of food, eating what's in your backyard is to be a "locavore." At food agencies where canned food usually rules, fruit picked by Village Harvest and often served the same day provides a healthy helping of fresh produce to poor and working families.
At an orchard at the Guadalupe Gardens in San Jose where Village Harvest will be picking apricots soon, the Diserenses talked about new volunteer harvest teams forming in Morgan Hill, Sunnyvale, Santa Cruz, San Ramon and Davis.
Between 400 to 700 volunteers pick the fruit Village Harvest collects and distributes to 15 food agencies in the South Bay and other agencies in Alameda, Contra Costa, Santa Cruz and Yolo counties It has a special permit from five counties to harvest from quarantine areas, and complies with handling, inspection and tracking requirements.
'Connecting the dots'"The value of what we've done is it's a scalable model," said Joni Diserens, speaking the parlance of her work in high-technology business management. "For a small amount of investment, there's a lot of food that can be collected. It's just a matter of connecting the dots that ends up being efficient ROI."
ROI is return on investment. Homeowners agree to share their backyard fruit. Volunteers pick for a few hours. The return: good food for people who need it most.
The way they see it, Silicon Valley is teeming with fruit trees in backyards and old orchards. Much of the fruit is not used by homeowners. Much of it goes to waste. Yet, there are thousands of people — an estimated 206,000 every month in Santa Clara and San Mateo counties, most families with children and seniors — who rely on food banks.
"This is a doable thing for people," said Elaine Hays, a stay-at-home mother of five kids in a one-income family who uses fruit from Village Harvest. She, along with her children, have also been volunteers. "People look at the problem of poverty and they think it's too big to deal with," said Hays, 42.
"The fruit from your backyard can make a difference."
Karen Hurst, a microbiologist, community college instructor and harvest team leader in Mountain View, has been a volunteer going on five years now. Twice a month, she leads a group of as many as 20 volunteers to pick fruit in Mountain View, Los Altos and Palo Alto. One recent Sunday, she, Joni Diserens and volunteers picked Blenheim apricots from the remnants of an old orchard behind a cemetery in Palo Alto. After a couple hours, volunteers huddled under the shade of a tarpaulin tied to the back doors of a van, sorting the Blenheims. The best fruit go into a box. The ones that are too soft, that will spoil quickly, are put in a bucket. Those too, are consumed. Volunteers split them to take home. "It's one of those situations where everybody wins," Hurst said.
"Trees and yards get cleaned up. Food goes to the food bank. It feels like you've accomplished something bringing fresh fruit to people who would be eating government bread and cheese.
"'Wonderful program'What's more, Hurst said, "I get to climb trees!"No one involved with Village Harvest — not the volunteers, not the homeowners, not the food agencies — are likely to apologize for sounding like evangelists. They are just plain convinced.
"It's just a great, wonderful program," said Lynn Crocker, spokeswoman for the Second Harvest Food Bank of Santa Clara and San Mateo Counties, which distributes food to more than 300 nonprofit groups. "And it's great food."Craig Diserens attributes the success of their operation to the Silicon Valley solution he came up with: a simple software to coordinate the volunteers who pick from 1,000 Bay Area homes and old orchards. It also tracks the fruit, as required by agricultural inspectors, from picking location to distribution. Village Harvest is now in discussion with county agricultural officials to allow summer gardeners to donate produce to programs that feed the hungry. To date, Village Harvest has collected 74,514 pounds of fruit, well ahead of last year's pace.
Contemplating an expansion of the program, Joni Diserens envisions, "a Village Harvest in a box": a kind of manual for communities to have their own startup.
"Seeing how many people are committed to it is very gratifying," said Craig Diserens. "Just about any community in the country can do this. The question is, how do we do that nurturing?"
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
McDonald's to sell Angus burger nationwide
UPI, Published: June 20, 2009 at 1:35 PM
The one-third pound burger is made of a higher grade of beef than McDonald's other burgers and has been tested in markets in Southern California, Illinois, New York and Ohio. The Angus burger is the fast-food chain's most expensive U.S. sandwich, selling for about $4.
The Angus burger is expected to debut nationwide in August and be part of McDonald's annual "Monopoly" promotion in October, said an internal company report obtained by the Chicago Tribune.
McDonald's, based in Oak Brook, Ill., declined to comment for a story published in the Tribune Saturday.
While the U.S. economy remains weak, new food products tend to generate customer traffic, restaurant industry analysts told the Tribune. It's not publicly known whether the Angus will have a permanent place on the fast-food chain's menu.
Crain's Chicago Business reported Friday the Chicago area's 500 franchises will begin serving the new burgers July 2.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Research Paper Prompts
Here are the prompts for you research paper due July 22nd:
The Dieting Industry
Americans are said to spend upwards of 30 billion dollars a year on weight-loss products. This is not surprising given our society’s obsession with appearance, but it is a staggering figure nonetheless. What is the lure of the dieting industry? And how have they positioned themselves to command so much influence? Investigate the American dieting industry, including their techniques for recruiting new clients and sway in the public forum.
School Lunches
In recent years, a spotlight has been turned on the nation’s school lunches. Many have pointed to lax dietary standards, budgetary issues, and the prevalence of processed foods, as indications that kids’ school lunches are routinely nutritionally shortchanged. Indeed, standards for student meals haven’t been updated since the Carter Administration. What is the state of the American school lunch and what is now being done to ensure the nutritional needs of our school children are being met?
Endangered Foods
A byproduct of the climate change debate has been the emergence of so-called “endangered foods.” Due to everything from overharvesting and depleted environments to drought and disease, foods as diverse as cocoa beans, salmon, and bananas, may be threatened in the coming decades. For example, in North America, sugar maples (a major source of maple syrup) are now considered one of many threatened native species. What would be the impact of losing some of these foods? Profile three threatened foods (plant or animal), examining both the cause for their decline, as well as efforts to save them.
Food Customs and Rituals
For many, it’s unthinkable to mark a birthday without a cake or to propose a toast without champagne. In fact, many of our country’s customs and rituals are entrenched in food. For example, what would Halloween be without candy, or tailgating without BBQ? Examine three food-based American customs or traditions, and explore how they evolved to have eating as a key component.
Food and Social Class
Do the foods you eat say anything about your social standing? For example, can a correlation be made between the types of foods you eat and your income level, access to health care, and education? Likewise, is it a foregone conclusion that rich people eat better than poor people? Why or why not? Illustrate the links between social class and food in America, including the effects on the society as whole.
Make Your Own Prompt
1. Choose a relevant food-related topic
2. Fashion it into a prompt using those above as models
3. Via email, submit it to me for consideration by midnight on Monday the 22nd
Week Two: Salad Course
Summer Chickpea Salad from Jamie Oliver
M 6.22
Read: OD, pg. 123-225
Class: Book discussion; Lecture—“Food on Film: Ratatouille, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Like Water for Chocolate, Chocolat, and others”
T 6.23
Read: OD, pg. 226-286
Class: Book discussion; Presentations: Desiree J. (Arabic Cuisine), Ishwar H. (Californian Wines)
W 6.24
Read: OD, pg. 287-333
Class: Book discussion; Presentations
Th 6.25
Read: OD, pg. 334-363
Class: Book discussion; Presentations: Allison H. (Fatal Foods), Shannon C. (Mad Cow Disease), Shannon J. (Mexican Cuisine); Watch—Waitress (2007)
Journal 2 Assignment: Chowhound's Table Manners column examines the do's and don'ts of breaking up with someone at a restaurant in "Dumped Over Dinner" (eR). While choosing to end a relationship over dinner may seem harsh (or even inapprorpiate), restaurants are often the preffered location for a number of other occassions, such as birthdays, wakes, and marriage proposals. Using "Dumped Over Dinner" as a basis, explore the importance of restaurants in our traditions and customs. Why do we like restaurants as the settings of major events in our lives, both positive and negative? Likewise, have you ever choose a restaurant to mark a significant occasion?
Due: Journal 2
Catering: Group 2—Salad Course